The best panto’s in MK this Christmas

Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without pumpkin carriages, naughty crocodiles, fairies and baddies and simply bonkers humour, would it? For many of us, a trip to the pantomime seals the yuletide deal! Pulse’s Sammy Jones fought Captain Hook, kicked the Ugly Sisters to the curb and battled the giant at the top of the beanstalk to deliver your round-up of the seasonal shows you can’t afford to miss!

Peter Pan

Starring: This is one production that will truly sparkle, with Strictly’s Craig Revel Horwood in the role of Captain Hook, and comedian and ventriloquist Max Fulham in place as Smee. West End star Ross Carpenter is Peter.

Where: Milton Keynes Theatre
When: Friday, December 6, 2024 –
Sunday, January 5, 2025

What to expect: “A strong cast, some incredible musical theatre performers, Craig flippin Revel flippin Horwood, and some bloke with puppets – it’s a nice balanced cast,” promises Max.

They say: “Why come? It’s a really great story, it has a moral, it is a great tale for children, it has flying in it, it has crocodiles in it, it has lots of singing, lots of dancing, and it is very, very funny,” Craig promised Pulse, “And we’ve also got a monkey this year as well!”

Who’s it for? “Everyone,” promises Zara Mackintosh, who is starring as Tink, “It is often kids’ first experience of theatre ever, and for three or four generations of one family to come and watch one show together is so special.”

And another thing: “Monkey’s rider is mostly bananas, and the odd easy peeler,” says his stage pal Max, “That’s a lesser known fact about monkeys – they also like easy peelers!”

Book: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Aladdin

Starring: This seasonal show is being delivered by the team at Rare Pantomimes

Where: Stantonbury Theatre
When: Various dates between
Tuesday, December 17 –
Sunday, December 29, 2024

What to expect: “A fun-packed, family friendly, festive show,” promises Sam Peterson, who is co-directing and taking on the role of Genie, “Our traditional panto is full of singing, dancing and slapstick ridiculousness, and has a spot of humour chucked in for good measure. It will set you up perfectly for the winter season. Bring all your friends and family down for a couple of hours of laughter and classic entertainment.”

They say: “I’m very excited to be asked back for a third year and love performing at the Stantonbury Theatre,” Sam said, “The audiences are nothing short of amazing and bring such a buzz to the theatre. After successfully helping us defeat the Wicked Queen last year in Snow White, Aladdin promises to be even more exciting, fun and magical. I hope you’re able to join us for the adventure!”

Who’s it for? “Who is it not for?! No matter what age you are there’s a little something for anyone and everyone.”

And another thing: “The very first show is the first time the cast will have said the last line out loud,” Sam promises, “It is incredibly bad luck to say the last line in rehearsals so we won’t be doing that!”

Book: stantonburytheatre.co.uk

A Christmas Tail

Starring: Members of Dizzy O’ Dare, who have been delivering unique interactive circus and theatre productions for 15 years, and are widely regarded as one of the country’s most imaginative and playful companies. You’re in for a treat.

Where: The Stables at Wavendon
When: Tuesday, December 17 –
Tuesday, December 24, 2024

What to expect: A delightful 60-minute family show. From dog days to canine capers, the show brims with laughter, surprises, and endearing moments as the joyous troupe takes you on the ultimate holiday adventure.

They say: “We simply cannot wait to bring the show to The Stables,” said Alana Jones, co-artistic director, “Everything about this is super exciting; from performing on a fantastic stage with an incredible team, to interacting with the audiences and creating a magical experience for all.”

Who’s it for? This unique production promises to entertain audiences of all ages with its whimsical absurdity and heartwarming charm – everyone is welcome.

And another thing: Michael Imerson, co-artistic director, has just returned from Busan International Comedy Festival and Sydney Fringe Festival with The Giant Balloon Show, winning awards at both festivals!

Book: stables.org